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Chapter 1: Humble Beginnings

Magdeline Flintjaw gathers the party together in her Inn, the Rat’s Nest with a humble proposal to establish a Thieves Guild within the city once again in the hopes of regulating the unchecked crime that is plaguing the poorer districts of the city. The party agrees to this plan, fed up with the dangerous state of the city.

Maggie sends the group into the sealed crypts below the city via a hole she dug in her cellar in order to explore and map the catacombs and secure a large area to act as a hidden base and treasure vault for when business begins to pick up.

Before the excursion, Badger Cobblesprocket, a field tester for the Tinker’s Guild picks up a portable earthquake device to test in a place that definitely isn’t the city.

The party ventures into the depths, beginning to map the crypts and comes across several large rats that attack them as they get deeper into the underbelly of the city. Fighting their way through the hostile vermin, the party discovers signs of intelligent habitation in the ancient crypts, including a well maintained statue of a mischief god. They are attacked again, this time, suffering from poison darts shooting from the darkness.

Fighting their way through the tunnels, they come across a large room like the one Maggie had described and find that it has been set up as a makeshift home for whatever creature has been attacking them where it has been raising and training rats.

Clark Wainwright attempts to converse with the creature but is overruled by the more hot-headed members of the group who charge into the darkness throwing axes and insults. narrowly escapes the party’s wrath, fleeing into the endless corridors of the crypts while the party secures the area and liberates anything worth taking including several letters written in a goblin dialect.

The party returns to the Rat’s Nest with several giant rat carcasses in tow and Maggie cleans and butchers the viable rats for use in her cooking as meat tends to be expensive and hard to come by in Ferros for the poor.

Chapter 2: Stone Cold

With the catacombs in the immediate vicintity cleared of danger, Magdeline Flintjaw gives the party an order for stone to deliver to the quarry, several leagues outside of Ferros in order to wall off the catacombs from other dangers that may lurk in the sprawling labyrinth beneath the city.

Badger Cobblesprocket brings along a portable earthquake machine, a patented invention of the Tinker’s guild to field test.

The group sets off in the morning after a hearty breakfast and encounter a group of “hunters” outside of the city just off of the main road. The quickly deduce the hunters are actually poachers, but having no loyalty to the local nobility or administration, pursue no action against the hungry common folk. The do learn from the hunters that the local wild boar population has exploded this season and that the boars can be quite territorial.

After getting a fair way out of the city, Badger sets off the portable earthquake generator. The machine shakes and sputters for a little while and the ground vibrates slightly before the machine tears itself apart and crumbles into a heap of twisted metal and sprockets. Disappointed, Badger records the findings.

Half an hour later, the group comes to a large chasm 10 feet across that has recently been rent into the ground. The road is completely destroyed and a train of wagons, travellers and horses line up on both sides. The onlookers state that the ground started shaking 30 minutes ago, before the chasm opened up. Clark Wainwright quickly deduces this to be the result of the earthquake generator and suggests the party keep quiet about it. The group assists the travellers in constructing a makeshift bridge out of nearby trees so that traffic can resume, however slowly. There is some concern raised that the local trees belong to the nobility and cutting them down is technically a crime, but the prominent merchants turn a blind eye in order to move their wares.

The group finally arrives at the quarry to see it devastated. The earthquake caused one of the walls of the quarry to collapse, burying dozens of dwarven labourers and injuring countless others. The remaining workforce is digging feverishly to rescue their comrades. The party immediately begins to help in any way that they can. Clarke directs the workers for maximum efficiency, Rhogar Bronzeblood tends to the wounded and Tears, Gregory (Banner) Smith, and Badger help to dig out the trapped workers. Several lives are saved by evening. While the rest of the group learns what they can about the events that transpired at the quarry, Gregory completely destroys the remnants of the earthquake generator so that it can never be used again. Badger is unable to deduce the culprit.

The party learns that the quarry collapse was likely triggered by the earthquake generator as the timing appears to line up perfectly. They are offered a job by the human foreman of the quarry. He had acquired a special breed of basilisk that turned what it gazed at, not just to stone, but to valuable marble. The group infers that this was a way for the foreman to make some coin on the side of his regular duties. Unfortunately, the basilisk escaped when the earthquake damaged its pen. He offers the group a tantalizing reward in gold if they can recapture it alive. The group quickly agrees and the foreman sends them to speak with William “Billy” Gerard, the only surviving member of the basilisk team.

Billy is a skilled painter who would paint threatening faces on columns of stone so that the basilisk’s gaze would transform the granite into marble. Working on the basilisk team is dangerous, and several of the workers have suffered accidents in the vicinity of the creature, only to be sold as statues. However, Billy worries that without the basilisk, he will have to work as a labourer, the wages of which will be significantly reduced, making it difficult to provide for his mother. He does his best to advise the group on how best to deal with the basilisk.

The group sets off to track down the creature and manages to pick up the trail that leads to a small copse of woods. The party rushes the creature, subduing it before it is able to mount a defence. Suddenly, Badger suggests an alternative to taking the creature back to the quarry. He suggests the basilisk be taken to his “friends” in the alchemist’s guild as basilisk bile can be harvested over the long term as a renewable resource from living basilisks. This valuable bile can be used as a restoration for victims affected by a basilisk’s gaze, returning them to flesh from stone.

The party quickly agrees as this would be a way of providing long term funds for their blossoming thieves’ guild. Transporting the creature becomes a bit of a hassle as it is very large and heavy. The group manages to drag it to the main road and cover it with a blanket before flagging down a passing wagon. They ask for a ride to the city in exchange for some silver, stating that the figure under the blanket is their passed out Dragonborn friend who had enjoyed too much ale the night before. The journey back to Ferros is uneventful and they arrive by nightfall.

Knowing they will be unable to bring the creature into the city without the proper permits, the party camps a reasonable distance from the city walls near a line of shrubs. Not wanting to attract attention, the party forgoes a fire that evening, and Badger and Tears decide they will deliver the new to Maggie and negotiate with the Alchemist’s Guild while the remainder of the party guards the basilisk, which has been blindfolded and tied up. That night Gregory Smith is attacked while he is on watch by a massive wild boar. The boar charges the footman, with a bodily blow, but Gregory, stoic and confident does not cry out for help and singlehandedly slays the boar himself. The party awakens in the morning to the smell of bacon cooking.

Meanwhile in the city, Tears and Badger, a child and a Gnome, are easy prey for the dangerous streets of Ferros and they are ambushed by four cut purses who swiftly overwhelm them, though not before taking two casualties. They awake some hours later in a pool of their clotted blood, with no belongings other than the clothes on their backs, minus their shoes. They stumble their way back to the Rat’s Nest Inn to a worried Maggie as the party has been gone for two days on what was supposed to be a simple delivery. They inform her of the basilisk situation and she bids them rest, and that she will deal with it herself.

Maggie arrives outside of the city with a wagon and several alchemists who load up the basilisk and bring it inside of the city, showing the guards at the gates the necessary paper work. Maggie informs the group that the guild will receive 5 gold per week from now on in exchange for the basilisk. She asks the party to rest before their next job. Gregory hands her a significant amount of pork and he cooks it up in a stew for supper at the Inn.

Chapter 3: The Deed Deed

(Excerpted from King Doggerel’s Musings on a Revolution (aka Clark Wainwright’s Journal))

Can any system that is built upon oppression of the lower classes truly be called “legal”? Nevertheless, until the glorious revolution, the law must be considered. However, if the law can be a cudgel, it can also be a shield. To that end, Maggy tasked The Thorns (the name which we have tentatively decided to go by) with procuring the deed to the land the Rat’s Nest sits upon from the Worthington family, by any means necessary.

We decided to investigate the Worthington estate during the day, and on the way I called upon my father. Apparently my father has hired a stout man by the name of Falkor to aid him, which salves my conscience somewhat; knowing that my father has competent help in plying his trade frees me up to pursue my more noble philosophical goal. My father also presented me with a “coming-of-age” gift from my mother – how nice of the lady to notice us.

In the Guild Quarter, Rhogar and I decided to masquerade as missionaries (although it was less of a masquerade for him…) to get an inside view of the estate, while Greg, Badger, and Tears scouted the exterior. Rhogar and I were pleased to find that Drake Worthington was an affable, if distractible young man. While Rhogar and Drake debated the finer points of Bahamutian theology, I slipped away to prepare a point of egress for later in the evening. After convincing Drake to make a donation to the temple of Bahamut (so that Bahamut would not strike me down for using his name under false pretenses) we returned to the Rat’s Nest to make our plan. I made note of Drake’s valet, however – although he appeared unassuming, he carried himself with assurance, and moved with a dancer’s grace.

Badger objected to the plan to steal the deed from Drake, but Tears and Greg overruled him. I convinced Greg to leave behind his army, and after strenuous arguing, to leave behind all but a few weapons. Under the cloak of darkness and rain, we returned to the Worthington estate and entered the window I had left open earlier, while Rhogar kept watch below.

Greg, lacking the ability to see in the dark, remained behind to cover our exit, while I searched upstairs, Tears searched the library, and Badger made a beeline for the kitchen. While searching upstairs, I heard a scuffle and stealthily made my way back to the window, where I found Greg beaten unconscious. Peering out the window, I noticed the same fate had befallen Rhogar, and a figure was heading to the manor. With care, I lowered Greg’s unconscious form out into the garden and followed him, while the figure returned to the house. I dragged Greg over to Rhogar, and just managed to wake the slumbering dragonborn (just like the boar all over again…) when someone called out to us in the darkness. I took that opportunity to beat a tactical retreat, and returned to the Rat’s Nest to talk strategy with Maggie… If we were going to create another new thieves guild, then time was of the essence.

Fortunately, while we were discussing possible replacements, our companions returned unharmed (save for Greg’s pride). Apparently Tears had convinced Lord Worthington of our value and that we should not only not be given over to the city watch, but that we should be given the deed we originally sought, in exchange for some acts of derring-do on Worthington’s behalf. Personally I think she was able to negotiate with him because he is as addled as she is, but all’s well that end’s well. Although Worthington has benefited from a station that is built on oppresion, he seems like a nice enough fellow, and I’m happy to have him as a friend instead of an enemy. And I’m glad my friends weren’t killed by that beastly Mask fellow – assembling a new thieves guild would have taken ages.

Chapter 4: A Wagon Full of Trouble

The Bounty of Bounty Hunting
(Excerpted from King Doggerel’s Musings on a Revolution (aka Clark Wainwright’s Journal))

On the heels of our “success” in securing the deed for the Rat’s Nest, Maggie has left the city, and left the success or failure of the Thieves Guild in the hands of the Thorns. Big mistake! Her absence gave rise to a great deal of faffing about. Although, to be fair to my fellow conspirators, it’s not as though Maggie’s proposal was made to a group of tabulae rasae (which Father Snegle indicates means “blank slate” in the High Speech) – each of the Thorns had his or her own concerns before this enterprise, and our high-minded ideals haven’t made them go away. As such, Greg spent time in the smithy, Rhogar Bronzeblood spent time preaching, Badger Cobblesprocket concerned himself with some cockamamie scheme involving galvanic energy, and Tears… did whatever Tears does.

Eventually, we managed to get our collective heads around our future, and after much discussion and debate we decided to generate some capital by dipping our toes into the corpse removal business. Badger thoughtfully indicated that having employees travelling the city collecting corpses would be a great cover for spies and informants, while Tears spent a great deal of time considering the eventual fate of the collected corpses. I had my reservations about her plans, but eventually agreed to whatever she deemed fit sight unseen, as long as she promised not to feed the corpses to sentient beings. I’m afraid that all the verbal repartee rather excited Tears, because for some reason she keeps asking people about what the potential outcome of sexual congress between us would be, as two half-elves… I’m going to put that out of my head at the moment, and focus on the task at hand.

Although I have been reluctant to bring my father into this enterprise, I knew our plans would require a quality wagon, and Wainwright wagons are the most finely wrought wagons in Ferros. I managed to convince my father to let me and my compatriots construct a wagon in his workshop in the off-hours, for only the cost of materials. I think my father evaluates all my activities based on how likely they are to have me arrested – this one, I think, ranks unfortunately high on that scale (indeed, certain documents I found indicate that my father has put himself out on my behalf before, due to my revolutionary ideas – I could suggest that that means that implicitly my father approves of my ideals, but given the present circumstances, this is another matter to put of my head to focus on the task at hand). But, if my birth is any indication, my father is completely unable to say no to anyone with elven blood.

Wishing to know more about the nature of the bureaucracy of essential services in the city, I posed as a wealthy noble looking to invest in a corpse removal service; the mortified (deliberate choice of words, there) clerk at the city services centre directed me to the offices of one Walker Corpse Removal. I continued the charade, and had Mr. Walker meet me at the Boar’s Head to discuss business opportunities.

The original plan was to have Tears play the part of my death-obsessed sister (which, in a fine dress loaned by a co-worker named Alice, she did all to well) in order to extract information about rates and measures, and eventually undercut Mr. Walker. However, Tears poured on the charm and shared her conversation with me via her uncanny talent to intrude on one’s mind, and we both came to the conclusion that Mr. Walker was a fine man, and that we would benefit more from working with him, rather than undercutting him. Together, as Lord and Lady Briarwood, we pledged a wagon to his company in exchange for a cut of profits and preferential hiring policies.

Before we could give the wagon to Walker, however, we had a use for it. Greg, in his search for alternate funds for the Thorns, had decided to investigate the possibility of serving as bounty hunters. Despite being accosted by Johan Amadeus, Greg managed to find a fine bounty posted by one Lady Selsi, for the heads of two half-orc bandits with the bonus for the recovery of a certain ring. It seems these half-orcs lurked on the coastal road and preyed upon those with carriages and wagons, and it just so happened that the Thorns found ourselves in possession of a wagon and in want of a fortune.

We traveled the coastal road, with Tears and I masquerading as poor farmers, with Greg playing the part of our farmhand. Meanwhile, Badger and Rhogar concealed themselves within the bed of the wagon. As predicted, the bandits struck – I’m afraid to say that despite our best efforts, they were not rooked by our deception. The only thing we had going for us was that we too knew we were going into a trap. The less said about the encounter between the Thorns and the two half-orc bandits the better, but needless to say, we eventually prevailed. Tears seemed to take great glee in separating the heads from the bodies to collect the bounties, while Greg thoroughly ransacked their camp. Personally, I can’t help but think that we have aided the nobles by killing humble folks who had no interest but in getting back what was theirs from the nobility. I will salve my conscience, however, with the thought that these fiends tried to extort us even when we wore the guise of humble farmers.

Being a revolutionary and a member of a thieves guild at the same time is no easy task.

GM Notes…

Magdeline Flintjaw leaves the city to gather support, capital, and information, leaving the Thorns with an agenda to find long term financing options for their endeavour. She suggests the corpse gathering business as a viable option, but leaves the choice of ventures and method of capturing these ventures at the discretion of the Thorns.

The Thorns flounder for a little while without the presence of their guild leader while attempting to find their stride and nail down a solid plan. Badger Cobblesprocket gathers some spare parts using his innate charisma and the favour of the Tinker’s Guild Master and attempts to upgrade his position from device field tester to laboratory researcher, though with little headway as most of the scientific principles are yet beyond his grasp. Greg Smith takes the opportunity to perform some of his smithing obligations to the Smith’s Guild and partners with Badger to make a pitch to the Smith’s guild for transmutation of materials to make better use of the Smith’s Guild’s time, turning valuable and hard to work with metals into metals easier to work with before they naturally change back into their original form, drastically reducing the labour cost and skill level required to work with precious metals. The High Smith agrees to a trial period for this plan to see if it is feasible and cost efficient. Rhogar Bronzeblood performs his duties to the church, leaving the planning of their next caper in the hands of the other Thorns.

Clark Wainwright crafts a plan to get into the corpse gathering business while Tears begins to make plans for what to do with the corpses once they are gathered. She attempts to make some contacts with the apprentices of the Physik’s Guild but makes little headway with the suggestion of them having a fresh supply of bodies to experiment on and learn from. Clark does some civic investigating and trails some potential corpse gathering businesses to acquire and learns that the corpse gatherers are paid by the city to deal with the bodies. He disguises himself to change his demeanour to that of Lord Briarthorn, a foreign noble and a potential business investor to the Walker Family Corpse Removal business, impressing Mr. Walker into a business meeting later that day at the Smoked Boar Tavern. Clarke enlists the help of Tears to act as his sister requiring her to bath and borrow a nice dress from one of her friends at the Rat’s Nest, though she finds the dress to be a little roomy for her around the chest. The two successfully convince Mr. Walker that they are nobles and find that they actually like the man, altering their initial plans from taking the business over to actually following through with the partnership, agreeing to provide him with a wagon, future favours, and funding in exchange for partnership in his business and preferential hiring choices.

The Thorns pay a visit to James Wainwright‘s work yard to construct their own wagon. Through some investigating/snooping, Clarke learns that his father had paid off Johan Amadeus in order to secure his son’s release from prison several times due to his revolutionary tendencies. Under the watchful and skeptical eye of James Wainwright, the Thorns successfully construct a wagon, and then purchase a mule, though this costs them what little remained of their group funds.

Needing some immediate capital, the group tries their hand at bounty hunting finding a potential job along the costal road out of the city. Posing as a family of simple farmers, and hiding their Dragonborn Cleric under a tarp in their new wagon, the party is successfully ambushed by their targets, though they find the two half-orc brothers to be very tough prey. By the end of the skirmish, only Clarke Wainwright is still standing and he binds the wounds of his comrades. The group limps back to Ferros with their bounty in tow.

Chapter 5: Gangs of Ferros

Gangs of Ferros
(Excerpted from King Doggerel’s Musings on a Revolution (aka Clark Wainwright’s Journal))

Tears is dead. She’s dead over what amounts to little more than a handful of gold, and the worst part is that I wasn’t even there. Tears was strange and sometimes a little scary, but she was sweet, and more importantly, she was one of ours. It’s bitter indeed that the wake-up call regarding how dangerous what we’re doing is had to come at that cost – Tears never deserved that. I’ve been tempted to give this whole thing up, so others aren’t hurt while we try to build this, but ultimately I think to do so would dishonour Tears’s memory. So we’ll see this through, for her if nothing else. And eventually, we’ll do something really unspeakable to her corpse, which is exactly what she would have wanted…

I think I need to go back somewhat. After the Thorns defeated the half-orc bandits, Greg and I brought their heads back to Lady Selsi. Lady Selsi was not at all what I was expecting – she was a cunning operator, and she suggested that she would have further need of discreet operators who were not too morally upright. Still, she had paid us what we were due, so I told her where to find us and we went on our way. We made sure that Walker got the wagon (perfect for a corpse cart, now that it had been christened with the blood of the half-orcs) and returned to the Rat’s Nest to decide what to do next while we waited for Maggie. We also took a quick side-trip to the quarry to pick up Billy the painter, and employ him. The first task we put him to was producing a map of the city.

Then trouble found us. A few “businessmen” came looking for Maggie, looking to work out the terms of a business arrangement. We appointed ourselves as Maggie’s representatives in her absence, and we quickly intuited the “businessmen” were running a protection racket. This got our hackles up, but we agreed to meet with them at a later time to discuss terms further. They returned the next day in numbers, and we negotiated terms peacefully but tensely for a while, until Tears noticed that one of the “businessmen” had robbed her and Badger earlier. A brawl broke out as Tears attacked her robber. The enemy gang was routed, and began to flee. Taking to the rooftops, I chased one of the fleeing gang-members across the city.

I followed him to a tenement building, and watched him enter. Fearing that he was trying to evade my pursuit, I stayed perched on the rooftop for most of the night, waiting for my quarry to exit, but he never did. Eventually I worked up the nerve to use Father Snegle’s teachings to magically disguise myself as the leader of the gang, and enter the building. I found myself in the headquarters of a gang known as The Banes, and evidently I was expected – or at least, the person whose guise I was wearing was. I discovered that The Banes intended to attack the Rat’s Nest, and was drafted into the attack. I went along to see if I could do anything to curtail the attack, when the fate seemed to smile on the Thorns.

Outside, waiting for The Banes was a rival gang, known as The War Dogs. The War Dogs accused The Banes of attacking them in the company of a dragonborn. The Banes were justifiably confused by this accusation, but to stoke the flames of conflict, I subtly created an illusory image of the only dragonborn I knew from which to draw a likeness – Rhogar. The Banes being seen in the company of Rhogar was more than enough to incite The War Dogs to attack. I took the opportunity to take a rather ineffectual potshot at the leader of The Banes, then fled in the chaos to warn The Thorns of impending danger.

I returned to the Inn to find a stalwart woman by the name of Lily O’Reilly, who had apparently been sent by Maggie to aid us in our endeavours. I was also greeted by the tragic news of Tears’s demise; apparently she had been struck down in the chaos of the initial battle. I was struck nearly dumb with grief at this revelation, but I had to emulate the stoicism of my elven mother and put aside my feelings. I informed my friends of the impending attack by the Banes, and Lily O’Reilly immediately volunteered to keep watch all night. I was amazed at how someone who had just met us would offer to do something so strenuous without a moment’s hesitation.

We waited fretfully for the attack, but it never came. Instead, we had even stranger visitors. The men were foreigners, clad in rich robes of fine silk. Their leader was arrayed with scrolls and potions, but he carried himself with the easy grace and confidence of a coiled serpent. Like our previous visitors, they had a business proposition for us. However, this proposition was much more welcome to us.

Apparently the foreigners had heard of our encounters with both The Banes and The War Dogs (I later learned that a captive from The Banes had duped Rhogar, Greg, and Badger into believing he was a member of The War Dogs, and divulged the location of The War Dogs headquarter, hence the strange encounter I had when I was in disguise). The foreigners have mysterious interests in the city, particularly around the docks, and find the instability caused by the constant fighting between The Banes and The War Dogs harmful to those interests. So the men proposed that they offer support to The Thorns, and we jointly dispatch those two gangs.

Although I had some concerns about these mysterious interests, the men assured me they had nothing to do with slavery, and the proposal served our immediate needs, so the Thorns agreed – provided that they put their best fighter against our best fighter in a sparring match. The foreign champion was an incredibly acrobatic fighter who seemed to spend most of the match on the chandelier, but Greg was our champion and his patience and brute strength won out over the flashier style of the challenger.

Now, armed with potions and information provided by the foreigners, we prepare to go and put paid to The Banes, before they can do the same to us. I’ve taken a few moments to collect my thoughts and put this down in my journal. If we don’t make it back from this folly, then we’ll be seeing Tears soon…

Chapter 6: The Banes

Lilly O’Reilly arrives at The Rat’s Nest at the invitation of Maggie. Lilly has run into some trouble with the local nobles overseeing her village and needs to lay low for a while. Maggie is friends with Lilly’s Grandfather and agreed to take the skilled warrior, seeing an opportunity. She is quickly introduced to the Thorns and agrees to join them in the fight against the Banes, whom she sees as no better than the raiders that target her village.

The Thorns team up with the Falconers in a coordinated effort to destroy both The Banes, and the War Dogs. Amir K’Tar will lead his men to take on the War Dogs at their warehouse, while the Thorns attack the tenement building that is the base of operations for the Banes. Due to the number differential, Amir volunteers the siblings Dolan Kadjet and Mishka Kadjet assist the Thorns, but also to evaluate them as potential allies.

The Banes are recovering from the assault by the War Dogs and have somewhat reduced numbers thanks to the shenanigans of Clark Wainwright. The attacks will happen simultaneously at midnight. At the appointed time, the Thorns make their way through the Labyrinth and set themselves up for combat near the building. Mishka and Clarke take to the rooftops to provide covering fire while the remainder of the Thorns take up position for melee combat. They remain hidden while doing so. The first blood is drawn by the Thorns when they surprise the door guards and attempt to lure out the Banes. Their ploy is successful, and all out battle ensues. Though the Banes outnumber the Thorns more than three to one, the Thorns gradually whittle away the stronger force, though one by one the Thorns are taken out of the fight, first Lilly, then Rhogar, and Badger. Eventually Greg taunts some of the Banes before running away, luring some of them out of the fight. He ambushes one of the Banes and then hides again to try and treat some of his many wounds. Dolan is knocked unconscious, and rather than leave his companions behind, Clarke stays with Mishka to attempt to take out the larger force. Against all odds, Clarke succeeds and is the last man standing, though only barely. Unfortunately, the Banes who chased Greg return and decide to finish off the downed Thorns forcing Clarke to take action. He ambushes two sets of Banes before losing consciousness from his own wounds as the Banes stand over him.

Greg returns to the tenement building after binding his wounds and catching his breath. He finds dozens of bodies outside of the building but none of his companions. Inside, he finds the Falconers who decided to check on their allies after succeeding in their own mission. The Falconers made quick work of the remaining Banes and Amir actually recruits some of the captured Banes to his own organization. The wounds of the Thorns have been treated and they regain consciousness one by one. The Falconers looted the Banes as payment for having to rescue the Thorns. Mishka gives a favourable report to Amir regarding the Thorns when she regains consciousness. The Falconers leave.

The Thorns quickly search the building and learn that it is occupied by many renters who kept the doors locked and windows latched during the midnight melee. They find the deed to the building and establish themselves as the new landlords, naming the building Morningstar Manor. With Tears avenged and both the Banes and the War Dogs destroyed, the Thorns limp back to the Rat’s Nest to recover and plan their next moves.

Chapter 7: Acquisitions

The Thorns meet for breakfast and discuss their plans to perform robberies on some of the nobles’ homes, at least, the ones who plan on attending displaying of the armour of the Duke of Trent. A load of stones from the quarry finally arrives.

Badger Cobblesprocket, curious about the flares used by the city watch, investigates with the Alchemist’s guild and the Tinker’s Guild. He leverages his membership to gain access to both the recipe for the powder used in the flares and the schematics for the flares and flare guns. Lilly O’Reilly helps Magdeline Flintjaw to begin construction in the Boneways with the help of four other Dwarves. Gregory (Banner) Smith meets with Delaine Walker to pass on a message from Lord Briarthorn (one of Clark Wainwright’s alter egos). He requests information regarding a night soil collection cart. Walker indicates that he will help get a night soil business started to compete with the existing businesses but it would require a special set of wagons acquired through “Lord” Cooper, one of the gang leaders in the Labyrinth. Rogar prays. Clark drinks all morning under the guise of acting as an information coordinator.

Greg and Rogar go to acquire a shit wagon at Clark’s behest. They go to a bar known as the Shit Hole in Tanner’s Alley, a bar frequented only by night soil workers. The duo manage to overcome the smell and make some inroads with the Dwarves there, finding one (Jole Flintcracker) that will allow them to rob him of his wagon the next day in exchange for a substantial amount of gold. He will also keep his ear to the ground for them for future intel.

William “Billy” Gerard shows Clark his finished map of the city, made up of multiple sheets of parchment the cover a wall in the cellar. The map indicates most points of interest in the city, all of the guilds in the city, and which properties are owned by which nobles. Clark rewards him with a fake jewelled ring. Billy promises to work next on official noble’s papers for Lord Briarthorn.

Lilly, Clark, and Badger attempt to scout a noble’s house. Clark and Lilly act as watchers while Badger magically alters his appearance to a nondescript human male. He teleports into the manor and begins looking around, however knocks something over in the process. This attracts the attention of a house maid. Badger attempts to hide in an armoire but fails. When the maid sees him, she screams. Badger runs into an adjacent room while she runs away and finds an older woman putting on her nightgown. This woman also screams. Badger says “Nice!” and runs into another room where a young man is retrieving a sword from the wall. He challenges Badger while two household guards run towards him from behind. Badger smashes out the bedroom window with a thunderous chromatic orb and runs through the opening, casting feather fall on the way down. Badger expends his final spell to teleport through the gate. Two flares go up from nearby city watch teams. Lilly throws Badger over her shoulder and the party flees. Several bolts fly when the group refuses to halt and Clark’s arm is nicked in the fray, but the group manages to escape.

The next day, the party “robs” the Dwarven poop wagon driver, tossing him four gold. The wagon is stored at Morningstar Manor under a tarp, the mule is taken to the Wainwright residence for safekeeping.

Badger marks a special coin to be used with a find object spell. He attempts to craft some glue but succeeds only in gluing his alchemist’s chest shut. This forces him to buy solvent from the Alchemist’s Guild to unlock his own supplies. After a few hours, he presents Clark with the coin and some glue.

The group splits into two parties. Clark and Greg accompany Lord Worthington to Count Rhyis’ party, which proves to be an immaculate affair. The party is introduced to High Arcanist Narien Silverwind, the highest recognized wizard in the Empire. She explains the history of the armour to the assembled nobles. The armour radiates power and the crowd is surprised to learn that someone is wearing it for the night when it moves. Clarke spies on lady Selse and learns that she is an adept politician. Gregory makes an appropriate and seemingly accidental blunder during the fireworks display, allowing Clark to subtly manipulate the marked coin onto the armour. At the end of the party, the High Arcanist and the armour teleport away. Unfortunately due to the range of the Arcanist’s teleportation spell, the coin is too far away to be detected. The guests are given party favours with the servants receiving ornate daggers and the nobles receiving ornate swords. Lord Worthington gives his sword to Gregory Smith.

Lily, Badger and Rogar rob one of the houses, which appears to be unguarded. Two of the household servants appear to be occupied. However, they are only able to find a meagre haul. The second house appears to be much more profitable when Badger disguises himself as Johan Amadeus and mind controls the butler into telling him where the household safe is. Badger transmutes the safe into a breakable material and Lily smash into it. They made off into the night with their shitty haul.

Chapter 8: Networking

The Thorns regroup and catch each other up on their endeavours. Gregory begins forging a stylized long sword for Rhogar. Badger sells some loot to “his friend” Frank Codger, who sold Badger his stolen book of lore. Frank offers a modest sum for the loot provided that Lily smacks Badger. Lily obliged and Frank throws in one extra silver for her to do it again.

Clarke and Rhogar sell the gems and jewelled loot at Gundarson’s Goldsmiths, as he is a very honest jeweller. Maggie exchanges the coppers and silver pieces. The remaining loot is stored in the guild vault within the catacombs.

Maggie, the dwarves, and Lily complete the stonework beneath the inn, locking off a large portion of the catacombs into a secure location complete with reinforced doors that can be barred from within.

Clarke and Badger examine the artifacts looted from the noble’s house and learn that one is a cap of water breathing and that the other is a special set of goggles that allows the wearer to see in all but complete darkness.

Maggie offers some information about an opportunity. Count Rhyis is going to have some thieves hanged at his estate as a warning to other bandits and thieves in the county. As these thieves will be escorted out of the city for this purpose, a rescue could be attempted in order to increase the number of thieves in the guild.

Badger acquires the recipe to craft healing potions, though is dismayed to learn how expensive it is to craft them.

Clark, Lily and Gregory rent some horses and scout out the road to Count Rhyis’ estate. They find a small bridge over a stream that they decide will be the best ambush spot. After scouting, the party returns to the city. The party has little time to prepare so they head out and set the trap, though they have some trouble navigating the wagon, getting it stuck at one point before being able to free it.

The party successfully sets the trap, and the fight begins!

Chapter 9: The Thieves' Guild

The Thorns utilize magical illusions, trickery, and blunt force trauma to whittle down the superior trained force they find themselves up against, though they narrowly survive the ambush they set for Count Ferbin Rhyis‘s men, and Clark Wainwright, the last Thorn standing loses consciousness from blood loss. Some time later the Thorns awake to find themselves in the same cage wagon they used to spring the prisoners, though this time, it is unlocked. One of the men driving the wagon introduces himself as Santos, the defacto leader of the rescued thieves and he thanks the Thorns for the rescue. Badger Cobblesprocket uses his convincing powers of persuasion to offer the thieves safe harbour at The Rat’s Nest Inn, as well as future employment as upstanding members of their up and coming Thieves’ Guild. Deciding it is best to get in on the ground floor of this endeavour, and with few other options from their newly acquired fugitive status within the Empire, the thieves agree and are inducted into the formal membership of the Thieves’ Guild.

Clarke drafts a formal charter for the Guild and all involved sign the document with the exception of Magdeline Flintjaw. Clarke tries unsuccessfully to guess at her reservations and ponders this to Gregory (Banner) Smith. Greg, with an in depth knowledge of Dwarven culture, informs him that it is likely due to the democratic nature of the charter, as the rise of Democracy among the Dwarves was widely believed to have caused the downfall of the Dwarven Kingdom, contributing to the Goblin Wars and causing the refugee crisis plaguing Ferros. In the Boneways, Greg sets to work training the newly acquired members in the basics of hand to hand combat and small unit tactics. Despite any former training, the thieves warm to Greg’s effective teachings and within two weeks, prove themselves to be an effective combat force.

During this time, the Thorns recover from their wounds and tend to personal business. Badger’s mother comes to town, having retired from her tailoring shop after entrusting the family business to her eldest daughter, Badger’s older sister. Maggie hosts a supper to mark the visit and Badger introduces his friends to his mother as business associates, though he is reluctant to explain the nature of their business. Clarke chimes in that they manage a small theatre group for select noble patrons. Badger’s mother insists that her time is best spent finding an appropriate woman of standing for Badger to marry. Badger eventually acquiesces.

After the supper, Maggie informs the group of a potential mission that could net the guild some important contacts and give them some much needed income.


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